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A rape-o-phobe is slang for someone is in a position that involves the constant threat of getting the shit fucked out of her/himself. It is someone who is so insanely, persistently under such an inundation of risk of being raped that she/he has no choice but to take ridiculous measures, such as pouring radioactive waste on oneself to get ugly, covering oneself in a 1 ft. thick fur coat even though it is 97 degrees outside and flying away with a jetpack whenever someone says anything suggestive to oneself, just to get through the week unfucked.
Bar door-guarding person: Are you a rape-o-phobe or an ungrateful whore?
Normal human being: I'm just a kid.
Bar door-guarding person: Oh, then I guess we can rule out rape-o-phobe.
Lepracne is a combination of the words leprosy and acne. It means acne that gets way out of control, to such an extent that even real physicians mistake patients that have it for animals or other nonhuman objects. Most teenagers suffer from lepracne, but their parents and other adults refuse to set up doctor appointments to get prescriptions to reduce its effects on them because they do not give a fuck about them. Usually, lepracne is considered a horrible, often terminal skin disease that is so goddamn uncomfortable that it leads to many homicide or suicide cases; however, some rape-o-phobes readily choose to contract it to increase their ugliness in order to not get raped/violated by sick fucks.
Innocent, Posh Teenager: Mom, a bunch of large, painfully itchy buboes are heavily covering my skin, but everytime I cause them to make contact with anything in order to remove them, they rupture blood. I fear that I will never be able to get full rid of them without bleeding to death. Would you please help me?
Skanky Stepmother: Don't worry honey. Sweety pie, it's just lepracne.
(After a brief period of gentle silence) STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A DEAD TOAD AND THROW A BOWLING BALL AT YOUR TESTICLES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!
Lepracne is a combination of the words leprosy and acne. It means acne that gets way out of control, to such an extent that even real physicians mistake patients that have it for animals or other nonhuman objects. Most teenagers suffer from lepracne, but their parents and other adults refuse to set up doctor appointments to get prescriptions to reduce its effects on them because they do not give a fuck about them. Usually, lepracne is considered a horrible, often terminal skin disease that is so goddamn uncomfortable that it leads to many homicide or suicide cases; however, some rape-o-phobes readily choose to contract it to increase their ugliness in order to not get raped/violated by sick fucks.
Innocent, Posh Teenager: Mom, a bunch of large, painfully itchy buboes are heavily covering my skin, but everytime I cause them to make contact with anything in order to remove them, they rupture blood. I fear that I will never be able to get full rid of them without bleeding to death. Would you please help me?
Skanky Stepmother: Don't worry honey. Sweety pie, it's just lepr-acne.
(After a brief period of gentle silence) STOP FUCKING AROUND, OR I'LL MAKE YOU EAT A DEAD TOAD AND THROW A BOWLING BALL AT YOUR TESTICLES!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE!
A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.
Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!
Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.
An acronym for "I will find you and kill you," something you say to a motherfucking asshole when it pisses you off to the point when the only way to get them to knock it off is by a death threat
Motherfucking Asshole: You hate me, son! You ruined my life! I tried to have sex with you one time, and you called the goddamn police, fucker!!! God fucking hates you!
Decent Human Being Just Trying to Live: IWFYAKY
Motherfucking Asshole: (timidly) Nevermind.
This is a more sophisticated, less offensive euphemism for those teenagers who can often be seen walking down the street of either some rich European neighborhood mostly consisting of most famous, prestigious people on earth , or some dark ghetto with multiple stripper clubs and prostitutes that make up the ground, who make everyone else on and near every street they walk across look like sh*t by sheer hypocrisy. In other words, to these kids, everybody else is an uneducated, boring redneck-flunky except for themselves, who are somehow f*cking prodigies who can get away with whatever they want no matter what because their "sacred, (so-called) innocent divinity mustn't be squandered by any earthly things," not even their legal guardians!
A slightly retarded hooligan vandalizes public property, does under-age drinking and repeatedly f*cks around six to eight people at once before screwing every one of them over, never giving a flying f*ck the whole time! They are the epitome of all spoiled human c*nts and d*cks that are f*cking alive right now. They get roughly 25 or more presents every birthday of their life, and people suppose they can't help that, as doing so is the decision of their spoilers. But they could, however, not throw all these thoughtful gifts down the drain every motherf*cking time before claiming that nobody cares about them when they a total whore or manwhore, and twenty some people, gay and straight, plan to propose to them.
Delinquent II: "Did you see that little girl in a dark alley in a bikini screeching infernal language at innocent male driversby?"
Delinquent I: "Yes, but I just can't find the words to describe someone so financially gifted who would completely sell their soul like that. Wouldn't calling them a slut be misogynistic?"
Delinquent II:"Yeah, I wouldn't call them a slut. A vixen? No. A hoe? No. A bitch? No. A whore? No. A f*ckgirl? No. A c*nt? No. Wow, I really expected that it would be easier to identify a petty, naughty child like that..."
Delinquent I: "How about a slightly retarded hooligan?"
Delinquent II: "Yep, that solves everything. Thanks."