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rape-o-phobe

A rape-o-phobe is slang for someone is in a position that involves the constant threat of getting the shit fucked out of her/himself. It is someone who is so insanely, persistently under such an inundation of risk of being raped that she/he has no choice but to take ridiculous measures, such as pouring radioactive waste on oneself to get ugly, covering oneself in a 1 ft. thick fur coat even though it is 97 degrees outside and flying away with a jetpack whenever someone says anything suggestive to oneself, just to get through the week unfucked.

Bar door-guarding person: Are you a rape-o-phobe or an ungrateful whore?
Normal human being: I'm just a kid.
Bar door-guarding person: Oh, then I guess we can rule out rape-o-phobe.

by E idiots dei April 22, 2020