Wharf Dwarf

A person who, sitting in a bath tub, passes gas then attempts to bite the emerging bubbles.

"Get out of the bath tub! You've been in there for hours, you wharf dwarf!"

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indicktation

The stretching found in the crotch of used or second-hand pants.

"Steve bought a pair of vintage running shorts, but he was too small to fill the indicktation.