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When the dick of an obese man is engulfed and hidden by the fat surrounding his pelvic area.
I gained so much weight over the holidays, I suffered from a bad case of indicktion, my girl could not find my dick.
1) The change in inductance obtained after sticking your penis in in the center of an inductor, measured in Henries.
2) A quantitative measure of how big one's member really is... using electricity.
Nerd 1 "Just stick it in the middle and I'll flip the switch."
Nerd 2 "This is as gay as nerdsex."
Nerd 1 "It will measure your indicktance level, which you can post online. Now stfu and hold it steady."
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The stretching found in the crotch of used or second-hand pants.
"Steve bought a pair of vintage running shorts, but he was too small to fill the indicktation.
Originally and accidentally created by Marjorie Taylor Greene during a Hooked on Phonics attempt to pronounce indictable. It has since been adopted as a word to describe people who would like to sleep with human men, but cannot on account of their brutal looks. Because with some faces, dicks just can't. Variants include undicktable and undickable.
Person 1: I can't believe Marjorie Taylor Greene is so transphobic when she looks like she was born male.
Person 2: Yeah, she is one indicktable woman/man, whatever.
Person 1: Closest she'll ever get to a dick is her own.