Spain

Spain is a country located in Europe. They fuckin make the best paella and is full of Garcia’s, Lopez’s, Manrique’s, De La Cruz’s, etc. They also have a wide cultural country, from raping bulls to a big black dude selling yeezys for 5$ next to the beach. They love chorizo pecante and vino blanca con qeso y joman berico. The best place in Spain is the Vasc Country, where you can relax on the beach, have a nice dinner outdoors, or get shot in the stomach by a guy wearing a mask and screaming something like “demense todo su dinero me enojo tango un arma soi de ETA”. Everyone in Spain has fat dicks and will probably not even fit through top he door.

Person 1: I went to Spain last week
Person 2: Is that the country where they invented sausages?
Person 1: *Hangs Himself*

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