Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.

"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."

Shoedal

What happens when you go to slip on your shoes but the heel of the shoe bends down so what you are left with is a hybrid between a shoe and a sandal if you choose to walk around like that.

"Dude I totally shoedal'ed when I went to check the mail."

Smuff

A woman's vagina that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a snatch and a muff.

"Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."

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