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When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.
This cold weather has me leather bagging.
I just got out of the pool. Look Iâm leather bagging.
Rachel loves to lick my sack when Iâm leather bagging.
To receive head from an elderly female while she is knitting you a sweater or mends the holes in a pair of your socks.
Frank loves to get a good sew and blow from his geriatric neighbor.
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When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.
Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.
Semen. Sperm. Nut. Nut custard. Man curd. Rock snot. Ball juice. Jizz. Cum. Identified as captainâs relish to signify a higher ranking class of man goo.
Rachelâs getting some of the Captainâs Relish tonight.
Rachel sucks a lot of dicks but she always comes back for a heaping helping of my Captainâs Relish.
A slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe sexual intercourse of the vagina or anus whereby the size and girth of the male sex partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like Torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
Jannette: How was your date last night with Melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
Renee: I can barely walk today.
Jannette: Why?
Renee: He took me back to his place and we had wild animal sex. He was so engorged that when I let him walk down Mud Avenue I thought he was Torting me.
Jannette: Wow! I know the feeling.
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Giving your girl a good, hard, deep dicking.
I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.
Baby I need some proper sausage.
The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
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