blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.