cassieroach

1. Like a carlroach but worse.

2. An insult to a cockroach.
3. A cockroach named Cassie.

"she's such a cockroach."
"Way worse, she's a Cassieroach."

Carlroach

A father who fights for custody of his child for the sole purpose of receiving child support to support himself behind the facade of supporting the child. This term presumably originated from a family court case where the father won P&RR, and then he went after the mother for an exorbitant amount of child support while hiding his own income. The term is fitting because cockroaches are cowardly, sneaky, fulfill no responsibilities of their own, and they eat our children's food.

Omg, I can't believe my baby daddy just filled for custody. He's such a carlroach - I mean, he would't even answer his phone when I called him from the hospital!

DIC

Dad in charge. Your baby daddy when he gets custody of any sort.

"He won't even let me talk to our kid on the weekends anymore"
"Hes a DIC"