Parawhore

A girl who's always wants to fly down south (give you a blow job) like if she were a paratrooper.

Spencer: I'm on a dry spell in need head
Ben: Just hit up Becca, she's a parawhore.

retardicated

When some one is so intoxicated the act in a special needs or retarded mannor.

Uncle Derek was so retardicated last night he crawled around the house and feel asleep in trash.