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A "Parawhore" is a person who is such a big fan of the band, Paramore, that is has been considered by many people as an obsession. "Parawhores" will also accept the fact that it is an obsession because it is undoubtedly true. A "Parawhore" knows every lyric to every song, own all of Paramore's B-Sides and Live Performances, and head band at Paramore Concerts whenever they can. The word "Parawhore" derives from the words, "Paramore" and "Whore".
Brimmy: So, today I was like--
Iggy: What?
Brimmy: I'm sorry, Paramore just twittered so I had to read it.
Iggy: You are such a Parawhore.
Brimmy: I have over 160 Paramore songs! Piano versions, instrumentals, Live Performances, the B-Sides, and obviously, all of the albums.
Iggy: Why are you such a Parawhore?
Dave: What are you doing?
Brimmy: Headbanging to Paramore, duh. All the Parawhores do it.
The person who wrote this definition is a Parawhore.
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Someone who is utterly obsessed with the band Paramore and can't go a single day without listening to them, thinking about them. They'll defend them no matter who is hating on them.
They'll know all the lyrics and the may not have all the tshirts, cd's and posters but they are a true parawhore at heart.
If somebody hates on Paramore, or one of the members, The 'Parawhore' will do whatever it takes to prove the person wrong. They'll go to the ends of the universe just to show Paramore will always come out on top!
They're heart beats for Paramore, and only Paramore. They just cannot turn it off! Paramore is the only exception.
Parawhore: did you see Hayleys new hair?
Hater: Hayley who?
Parawhore: Hayley Williams! Duh!
Hater: Who is she?
Parawhore: You did not just say that! Paramore! Duh!
Hater: Ewwww why do you like them?
Parawhore: *Throws all we know is falling, Riot!, The final riot and Brand new eyes at Hater* THATS WHAT YOU GET!
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A person having an insane and wild obsession for the rock band "Paramore"; crushing on all the band members and actually knowing ALL the lyrics to their songs.
Grace: "I think we have an emergency, I think we have an emergencyyyyy, if you think I'm leaving you were wrong, cause I won't stop holding on!!"
Nina: Damn, you've played that same song 17 times!! Turn it off!!
Grace: NO! I like Emergency, this one's one of the best. And Hayley's sooooo fuckin hawt!
Nina: Ugh. Such a parawhore.... -.-
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Someone is is majorly obsessed with the band Paramore.
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A person who is a huge fan of Paramore.
Girlfriend: Can we go to the Paramore conert?
Boyfriend: But I don't want to.
Girlfriend: PLEASE?
Boyfriend: You're such a parawhore.
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A girl who's always wants to fly down south (give you a blow job) like if she were a paratrooper.
Spencer: I'm on a dry spell in need head
Ben: Just hit up Becca, she's a parawhore.
Loyal viewers of a family-run horrible Paranormal-comedy webshow known as "The Stu" or "The Paranormal Stu" that encourages people not to watch. They still do. This little train wreck of a show has become a staple for some loyal viewers they call ParaWhores. Also Attendees of the "Stu Con" Paranormal conference. They Whore for the Paranormal.
You are such a Para-whore. Parawhores Unite!
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