Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."

Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time

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