Clam rigger

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.

The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.

Gaeliccer

noun. A native of Gaelic countries and or the ethnicity. Often pompous of their and bigoted of others' ethnicity.

That Frankie Boyle with his 'woke' comedy is an utter Gaeliccer.