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A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.
I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.
Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
N: the shfty, blank, expressionless appearance of one's eyes while the face around is laughing, usually during a somewhat uncomfortable joke told inappropriately in mixed company
I knew when Johnny told that joke it was inappropriate, as I looked around everyone was laughing but they all had doll eyes
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The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.
My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.
The indifferent attitude demonstrated by your offspring/kid/spawn even when you are contemplating slapping the shit outta them!
My kid kept giving me that droop-eyed look of KINDIFFERANCE even though he could see I was getting pissed off.
The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.
It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.
When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.
Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy