Quichalam

Quichalam is the act of fishing for shit in homeless shelter urinals with your penile regional.

BD: "I just spent te entire weekend practicing quichalam"
Z: "Type shit on god! I needa get in on the quichalaming"
Sexford Bishop: "Is it aight if I quichalam before I put it in, tye shit"
Chooch: "I haven't even gotten an STD yet! This is the best"