Greenis

A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).

1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!

2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!

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Flawesome

Combination of 'flaw' and 'awesome' meaning the opposite of 'awesome', often used in situations where one cannot foresee the reaction of others hearing the statement as one can easily claim to actually have said 'awesome'.

1)
Girl: Honey, I am pregnant!
Guy: Flawesome!
Girl: What?
Guy: I said awesome!

2)
Driver: Sir, the vehicle's gone FUBAR!
Sarge: Flawesome job, son!

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