pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

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Sloper

What a person is called ,when they have lived in Sunnyslope, Arizona... their whole life.

person 1:Wow you still live in Sunnyslope?
person 2: yes
person 1: what a sloper ,you've become !
person 2: :(

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slooser

A slooser is the word "sore" and "loser" put together. "He or She is a sore loser, gets upset anytime they lose at something and just cant shrug as fun". They get all butt hurt, hence "a slooser"

Lee shouldn't play golf with his buddy's because if he loses he always breaks someone's golf club and storms off, he's such a slooser!"

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bitch hell

When you are living with a roomate that is a total bitch or married to a total bitch.

Its the same thing everyday your wife is constantley complaining about this or that or on your ass about everything and mad about everything you do or dont doing-"your living in a bitch hell"

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bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

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newstea

a new unknown smell or item or person that is nasty.

A horrific fart out of your friends dogs ass that just hangs. A bad part of town that's dirty and smells worse than sewage. A stinky smell youv never smelled before in your life...very nasty and you go "omg that's newstea! what you get when you mix the word new and nasty together- newstea.

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Mr. Big Shot

When a man is acting like "Mr. Big Shot" by using his money and he uses it to control others, people he barley knows so he throws his money around- giving it away and spending big in front of people to win them over and try to make it looks like he's important and well liked.......when the truth is he is a loser, a nobody, has to buy his friends, and has a insane fear of people not liking him and very low self esteem. Also the only sex he gets is from prostitutes and in that case he is a jew with his money.

Michael never intends on opening that business, he just likes playing "Mr. Big Shot" with all the homeless people he has hired to redesign the building.

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