Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)

Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.

Attenboroughed

David Attenborough Has So Many Honors to His Title That They’re Longer Than His Own Name

The headline above is from a Moss and Fog dot com article, the accuracy of which I confirmed. Here's the list of his titles and honorifics (from Wikipedia, but they are visible elsewhere): OM GCMG CH CVO CBE FRS FSA FRSA FLS FZS FRSGS FRSB

Geez, she's getting so Attenboroughed that she won't talk with us common folk soon.