THE ONLY person to even roundhouse kick Chuck Norris before Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him
The indesputable forger of all modern definitive wildlife doccumentaries is david attenborough
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A (TV) presenter who many common English people try to copy his accent
Person 1: And here we see a...
Person 2: You don't sound anything like David Attenborough
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when you see a animal and you start to narrate what it is doing in a David attenborough voice
*in the park and see's aduck*
mandoing a attenborough:the rare and while duck will hunt all day for a fat twat to feed him bread
David Attenborough Has So Many Honors to His Title That Theyβre Longer Than His Own Name
The headline above is from a Moss and Fog dot com article, the accuracy of which I confirmed. Here's the list of his titles and honorifics (from Wikipedia, but they are visible elsewhere): OM GCMG CH CVO CBE FRS FSA FRSA FLS FZS FRSGS FRSB
Geez, she's getting so Attenboroughed that she won't talk with us common folk soon.
When someone, usually a famous actor, sells out and narrates a boring ass ducmentary of some sort, usually about a topic no one is interested in
"Hey did you hear about Keith David? He Attenboroughed all over himself in that last Ken Burns thing."
Desperate for some quick cash, Ben Affleck agreed to Attenborough a nature documentary about Geoducks.