Thwomp

A particularly large or stout woman, especially one resembling your mother.

Mario:Mama Mia! Queen Bean looks like a fucking-a Thwomp!
Luigi:I agree! How did she get to be queen?
Mario:Hell if I fucking know!

Lakitu

A nerd who probably works at tech support and wears glasses/tech wiz with 10 computers

“Raymond, get your face off that computer you Lakitu”

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