jelly legs

When a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.

Kid: I WANT CANDY!!
Mom: No!
Kid: I WANT CANDY!(Kid goes into jelly legs mode)
Mom: Timmy stand up! I'm not going to carry you!
Kid: WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mom: Jesus! Here...what do you want?

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sofality

The act of killing someone or something with a sofa/couch.

1st Person: Holy shit, did you see that guy getting crushed by that couch last week?
2nd Person: Yeah man, that was one sick sofality.

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