ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.
John: OMG this AssBath feels so good
Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass
to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.
Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!
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v. - to smother someone's face with your bare ass; thus bathing them with your ass.
Kip was being stupid so I gave him an assbath.
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