specthating

Technically it is a verb to describe the action of watching someone do a job that you can't, won't, and aren't doing while criticizing their work.

Informally...When a lazy MoFo stands around throwing shit at people that are actually getting the job done.

Damn Michael! Are you going to go up front and wait on those customers, or are you just stand there specthating while I fix this bike?

Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.

I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.