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Food

Food, its heavenly and its how May lost custody of her kid.

"I really like Food, It tastes good"
Then James says "Bruh I prefer ... Nevermind you brought your kid here"
And then her kid, Mia said "Goo gaa why is cousin James being rude to me D:"
Then it all went down and May lost custody of Mia.

by Felixwho January 5, 2020


Sleep

Something I never get enough of you know, but you need to sleep. But lets say you can't sleep, It's 1 in the morning , you already have eye bags under your eyes... You have to go to work in about 5 hours. You get high on coffee and when you show up to work you tell your boss

"help i need some sleep, i havent slept for 2 days."

by Felixwho January 5, 2020