Chocolate

1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".

1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"

Pawsome

1. A pun meaning "awesome" that has to do with animal paws.

1. "The ending of that movie was absolutely pawsome!"
"Your new car looks pawsome!"