monetary keener

1. A keener that does what he needs to do in order to graduate.

2. A keener motivated by monetary stimulus from mentors or family.

Steve Naylor is only taking college courses while still in high school to please his grandparents. He's such a monetary keener.

Cupbrownkie

A cookie stuffed in a brownie stuffed in a cupcake. The dessert equivalent of a Turducken.

After a long day of baking, Julia’s cupbrownkies were ready for Thanksgiving dessert.