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Lip-syncing to covers of songs by Death Metal bands
My favorite apocalypsinc is “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Karkass.
It’s bad. It’s really bad. Socks start to asexually reproduce, towels haunt you in the night, don’t get me started on the underwear.
I fear the end of days is approaching; be wary it is the apocalaundrypse! Let’s pray.
From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.
We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.
When love blooms over quadratic equations.
When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.
he likes fruuuuueeeeeet with his cake
d’NEEZ! Eat your fruuuueeeet so to help a gay, low self-esteem.
It also happens when you’re drunk.
Drunk Man: Hey bartender, one more Lass of Gwine please. (Drunk Man falls down)
a face - usually angelic and innocent looking with bright, consuming eyes, resembling a Pre-Raphaelite cherub - that gets continuously gets away with murder; a face that hides a scheming, deviant attitude
My son just peed all over the couch and then threw his dirty underwear in my face. I tried to get mad, but I was overtaken by The Power Punim. FML