Brian David Gilbert

Safety fan & bureaucratic wunderkind.

The only Polygon.com man to truly unravel every game.

Brian David Gilbert: Safety fan & Bureaucratic wunderkind is the greatest bisexual man to have ever worked at Polygon.com

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Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

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