Fukkem

Fukkem is what you say when you have decided that you don't care what anyone else thinks.

S: Have you bought Christmas presents for your colleagues yet?
R: Ah no, fukkem!

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Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

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coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

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ima

ima = I'm a

Means "I am a"...

Simple!

I am a person who says, "I am going to stop saying ima".

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ebola

An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

.

"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"

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noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

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catch feels

Verb. To catch a type of fish called "feels".

To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.

Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)

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