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The term given to he whose head is akin to a Legoman, due to his silly, dated haircut.
Often observed hanging around Garscadden.
Look, there's Legoheid, man check out that hairdo!
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The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.
I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.
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To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
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The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.
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A score of 45 in a game of darts, most usually 2 twentys and a 5. This phrase is usually uttered in distaste at a poor shot.
Originates from a 90's pop song.
What was your score my man? A Brimful of Asha.
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The girlfriend of the Nobby.
A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.
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