Angry piñata

When a person has their mouth full and you unexpectedly slap them so hard that:
- their mouth cracks open
- the contents fly out

I was trying to feel her up in the bar, ended up with an angry piñata !

Don’t talk with your mouth full or I’ll give you an angry piñata!

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Catcher’s mitt

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

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Treejew

The little Jesus on top of a Christmas tree

This year’s Christmas tree is too big, we don’t have the right sized treejew

Paddy field

Synonym for party full of Irishmen

Tuesday, that club was a real paddy field