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Sexiest man alive. The name comes from Turkish language and literally translates as the Moon King, Ay meaning Moon and Han meaning King.
Salam, yadindayam? Ayhan :)
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Ayhan, mostly recognised as big fat gorilla. To start of he clearly wins all the hearts of any woman that lay eyes on him, but his heart belongs to only one, and that's a really annoying lady called Nikola. Ayhan has a round face and a round tummy, clearly made out of exsessive McDonald which helps him warm up in the winter when he gets ready to hibernate like the animal man he is. He is usually covered in hair from head to toe but when he shaves his face once in a blue moon, it doesnt make him look any better. He is such a weeb yet he somehow managed to find friends, which mostly seems like he just follows them around everywhere without saying a word. As a hobby he likes to give blow jobs to pens out of addiction, and whenever someone tries to approach him, being the shy mammoth his is he runs away. Now thats how you live the Ayhan lifestyle.
P1: OMG LOOK ITS BESTIE AYHAN!
P2:YES LETS CHARGE AT HIM
Ayhan hearing the convo, visibly disturbed walks away whilst checking if anyone is following him
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sexiest biotch alive means she can rape you right on the spot biotch
come here little boy aahhhh stop it ayhan!
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Ayhan, often compared to a gorilla. he conquers all eyes of the girls and they love him but his heart belongs only to a girl her name is Ava, he describes her as something unique and wonderful because he is a simp for her. Ayhan can do as little sport as he wants, he will always be the quickest and win every fight, because of his performance alone, the boys get scared and the girl gets hot, he is a very loyal person and is happy for everyone, he just takes a lot of time to get to someone because he is lazy. But having a friend named Ayhan means that you never get bored with him and he will always know how to waste your time senselessly
Guy 1: look there is ayhan :)
Guy 2: luckily he will know again what kind of shit we can make
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A half gorilla half man, he is always fascinated by his surroundings. His big bad belly bulge is an essential he uses when having shrexual intercourse with haroon. Resembles the Pokemon magmortar. His microscopic beard hairs are there to protect the precious fat deposits in his face, essential for winter survival. If you neglect or scare your personal pet ayhan he will sprint for the first time in his life. Is often late to school because of heart attacks. The dart of his eye shortly after accompanied by the jolt of his head makes the ladies shudder. Has to stay hydrated or he will evaporate. Has a kink for stationary
Zookeeper: oh an Ayhan, those are rare! Better lock em up and start breeding them
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The definition of a fucking simp
Carla Borg: Hey sweetie wonna come over(it's a Saturday)
Ayhan :Sure thing sugar mama
The boys : So your ditching us with Timmy
Timmy and Ayhan: yup
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