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influwanker

Noun. A “social influencer”. Any simpering, pointless poser who seems to get free stuff merely for posting photos of themselves on Insta-twat. Generally of low intelligence and un-employable anywhere else, their working life is between 20 and mid 30’s by which time excessive lip filler and Botox can leave them looking like startled trout.

The influwanker tried to get a free five course meal in exchange for a good review for their “thousands of followers.”

by Fouloldron December 13, 2020


Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022


Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022