Shoulda’ Bongled

A slang term used when someone sneezes as an alternative to “bless you.” Bongled coming from the Old English word “to suppress,” which originally was only meant to refer to sneezes.

“ACHOOO!” - James
“Shoulda’ bongled” -Salazar

Jellypop

Someone that loves benetint and likely can’t focus in class, but in a silly way. Additionally, they will always say “girllll” when they walk up to you. They either have purple or yellow profile pictures with some sort of animal (probably a cat) or they have a unabomber profile picture. Extremely dismissive of feedback. Probably have colored hair. We have major beef.

They will help you with work but only through online quizzes that you could have made too. They probably participate in activities with “the boys” but have no clue what they are doing. They are very cutesy, however not in a necessarily fabulous way. They will likely never recover from their overreliance on KPOP and their name likely has two syllables, and in some cases, three. There is no telling what they will do when they find this post. They aren’t your average jellypop.

"Yo, Kimm, have you heard of this girl who got caught running a meth lab in her purple-highlighted hair!?"

"No way, are you talking about that jellypop who failed english class, named Seona."