jellypop

Someone that loves boba tea and killing time in a silly manner. Additionally, they play music or show you videos because they struggle with initiating a normal conversation. They either have pastel profile pictures with some sort of animal or popular symbol or they have a hacker profile picture. They are loud. They are quiet. At the wrong times.

They will help you with work while simultaneously mocking you while hoping that you don't do so back. They randomly say that they have beef with you despite nothing having happened, and then it's over, when they fear that they are being ignored for a minute. They are very unique, however not in a necessarily fabulous way. They are likely recovering from an overreliance on ASMR and their name likely has two syllables, and in some cases, three. They are actually nice on the inside but that is it. They are a jellypop.

"Yo, Emeric, did you see that transfer student who was slurping up some boba balls from a paper bag!?"

"Yeah, that's the new jellypop in town, named Jacob."

Jellypop

Someone that loves benetint and likely can’t focus in class, but in a silly way. Additionally, they will always say “girllll” when they walk up to you. They either have purple or yellow profile pictures with some sort of animal (probably a cat) or they have a unabomber profile picture. Extremely dismissive of feedback. Probably have colored hair. We have major beef.

They will help you with work but only through online quizzes that you could have made too. They probably participate in activities with “the boys” but have no clue what they are doing. They are very cutesy, however not in a necessarily fabulous way. They will likely never recover from their overreliance on KPOP and their name likely has two syllables, and in some cases, three. There is no telling what they will do when they find this post. They aren’t your average jellypop.

"Yo, Kimm, have you heard of this girl who got caught running a meth lab in her purple-highlighted hair!?"

"No way, are you talking about that jellypop who failed english class, named Seona."