Heptapilated

Someone so weak-minded and stupid that it is assumed that he probably fell on his head as a child, splitting his skull into seven sections.

A: Bro, how can fish breathe under water and not in air, yet they have a nose?
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!

Get midlessly flooked

When someone absolutely fucks you from behind.

My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arse nigga!"