Hand Fag

A gay that you take with you shopping. Usually it is a pair of a fag hag with her gay friend linking arms.

Frank: Dude check out that hot chick!
Perry: Don't try it man. You've got more of a chance with her Hand Fag.

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Tequila Mouth

Tequila Mouth is the taste you wake up with after a night of downing tequila shots. No only is Tequila Mouth unpleasant in it's taste, but Tequila Mouth also leaves your voice raspy.

Frank: " Dude, I have Tequila Mouth to the max."
Perry: "Don't talk in my face. Your breath smells like you found a diaper on the beach and ate it."

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Snoregasm

When you orgasm during sleep, hence SNORE-gasm. Another phrase for Wet Dream.

Frank: Oh man, I had the hottest dream about Judy last night! I had a fucking snoregasm, man!
Perry: Gross, dude.

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Ode to Irwin

The act of, during sexual intercourse from behind, surprsing your sexual partner by putting them in a choke-hold. The person in the hold will attempt to wiggle out of your grasp and you proceed to shout out curses in an australian accent while keeping a firm hold on them. This is much like how Steve Irwin acted when tackling crocs.

Frank: Dude you look tired....what happened last night?
Perry: I gave Judy the ole' Ode to Irwin.

Prozzie

An austrailian prostitute; an aussie chick who acts like a total ho.

sheilah: Oy hello mate you wanna shag?
Frank: Holy Crap its a prozzie!

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Fag-cination

When a person is acting over the top gay, a metaphor for when someone needs to de-gayify.

Frank: Dude what is wrong with that guy?
Perry: I dunno man but that guy is in serious need of a fag-cination

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He-M.S

When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.

Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit!
Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!

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