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A Christmas item purposely designed to be considered ugly.
That sweater is so chrugly. I bought some chrugly socks for my secret Santa.
A bad headache caused by drinking too much wine.
She drank 2 bottles of red last night. Sheâs got a wigraine this morning.
I thought the breeder said she was the, "Runt of the litter." But judging by her behavior he must have said, "Cunt of the litter."
When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.
Her parents were so caught up comparenting that they failed to recognize their own shortcomings.
The fear of missing out on something on your phone.
Stacey is ALWAYS on her phone. She has phonemo.
Your computer dating service match.
My algomate is the perfect partner for me.