toxic cock syndrome

A condition of the male genitalia whereby the appendage is of an extreme offensive odor due to poor personal hygiene, thus rendering the possibility for felatio or any form of uncovered contact virtually impossible for a prospective partner to withstand. Derived from the medical term Toxic Shock Syndrome.

Man, I heard your bro hasn't had much one on one action of late.

Yeah, what do expect from a guy with toxic cock syndrome.

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travestinky

Within a crowd of people, to be unjustly blamed for passing wind when you did not commit such an offence.

Hey Rocco, did you just blow that stinkbomb?

Sorry bro, it was me. Don't want no travestinky on Rocco here.

Oil of Delay

A lotion or concoction you apply on to help mask the wrinkles and signs of aging

My...she's in her 50s, but she barely looks 40.

Yeah, it's that oil of delay she's been using.