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Wikipedia

The most holy and reliable font of knowledge mercifully forsaken to us by the redeemer Jim Wales.

Teacher: it says in your essay that ammonia was first artificially formed in a heat / pressure equilibrium monitored spherical container from the principle ingredients of ammo and...
Student: ah, that would the part I ripped of wikipedia...

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019


Arrogant

An attitude expressing a self perceived superiority that allows one to disregard the thoughts and comments of others without any other immediately apparent basis

Mahler’s music is so arrogant. That shit only ever caught on so that people didn’t have to frequently change records.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

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History

They say the purpose of learning history is to learn from mistakes, I just wonder when they will.

Random guy: What have you learnt about the history of hispanic caused violence in Mexico?
Other guy: like in the 15th century or now?
Random guy: Either one I guess

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

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Music

Music is the combination of melody and harmony. This would a nice definition if people could agree on how aesthetics relates to these aspects, but this should suitable for now.

Brahms’ third is not a racket, it is MUSIC.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

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Gustav Mahler

An arrogant egoistical person of mediocre achievements who has been labeled as “genius” through some strange circumstance, but the reverence for whom will gradually go into oblivion.

Some person: I just read this amazing 10000 page novel by blank.
Other person: what was it about?
Some person: some Czech guy’s summer in a secluded valley with a Schack.
Other person: that author must be such a Gustav Mahler.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

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Philosophy

The study of processes through which the different natures of reality are comprehended, often working from priori principles. Unlike science which is organised knowledge, philosophy is organised study of the means through which knowledge is derived.

PHILOSOPHY:
Student: I can calculate how long it will take for this car to reach the ramp’s end based on earth surface conditions and calculus.
Oddities: yes, but through what means have you derived such postulates? Secondly, whatever observations are then made shall only be comprehend due to the chemistry of your brain piecing together a substitute for the transcendental reality.
Student: I think it’s better if we don’t think about that shit.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

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