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When a girl sniffs a guys junk to see if he's been fuckin around with someone else before he came home. If she smells vag, he's guilty as charged.
Girl: Get over here and drop your pants.
Guy arriving home after "working late": Shit, are you giving me a sniff test?
Girl: Youve been fuckin some other chick again havent you!?
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Like racism, but a hatred toward a religion rather than a race.
Man, I hate all religious people.
Bro, that's religicism at its finest.
The "vehicle" that a transvestite has between its legs.
Guy 1: I met this girl at a bar last night. I was going to take her home but I felt something extra when she was dancing up close!
Guy 2: OMG, she had a batmobile! yuck!
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Hey bro, did you get laid last night?
Yea, Stacey was all over my pink dragon!
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Acronym for Shits-and-Giggles.
You sure you don't want to do this?
Yea.
Aw, c'mon, lets do it just for SAG.
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The TRUE definition of "spinner" is:
A chick who is hot enough to bang, but ONLY from behind. In other words, you gotta "spinner" (spin-her) so as not to see her face while doin the deed.
Also referred to as a butterface.
Guy 1: Did you take anyone home with you from the party last night.
Guy 2: Yea, you remember that chick Jamie?
Guy 1: Oh yea, the spinner! Man, she had a rockin body, but definitely a butterface.
Guy 2: Yep. Definitely a spinner.
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