porn patch

Hair style for men - often military types. Very short, even shaved hair round the sides with a slightly longer crew cut length, often rectangular, "patch" on top.

To Barber - "I'd like a porn patch please".

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glut

The oozing juices from the female orifice.

AKA fud glut.

When I got home, my undies were covered in (fud) glut.

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