Flupin

The act of when you fall in jeans and scrape your knees

Did you see the flermb flupin the children in the front yard.

Shlart

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

Velocirapture

The day when the Velociraptors come back to bring peace to this world.

Hey Timmy did you see joseph do the summoning ritual? he's going to bring forth the Velocirapture

Fleeish

The flap of flesh underneath your ribs right above the kidneys.

Kill Jonas, he’s a fleeish gripper

Flermb

A mythical creature with the chinchilla sized head of a chinchilla, chinchilla sized feet, and the full sized body of a unicorn. (Incredibly aggressive)

Jose got insides turned outside by a flermb.

glumpenshcramble

The drunkest man in the bar post defenestration. Loses all personality and embraces the title glumpenshcramble. Often feared by single women, and toddlers.

The glumpenshcramble approaches.

sauce loss

a tragic event in which sauce is lost. a dropping of a bottle, a spilling, a fat man chugging it.

OH NO MY TWO-LITER BOTTLE OF VALENTINA FELL OUT OF THE BACK OF THE VAN IN FRONT OF THE CHURCH... ITS A SAUCE LOSS. D:

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