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Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.
"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."
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When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.
Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class
A "wet fart" like when one farts in the shower and its smell permeates the entire shower vicinity resulting in a bathroom which smells like a soapy fart.
"Dude, I shlarted this morning and it was totally rancid!"
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When you fart, and shit comes out too!
Dave - Why'd you run to the washroom?
John - Because I just shlarted
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when you shart in your sleep and don't realize it until the next morning
Bob: Dude, why does your bed smell like shit?
Tim: Aw man, I must have shlarted last night.
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