swoopage

to steal, and or confiscate without prior consent.

Tito didn't call tap-taps on his spot, so i called "swoopage" and took it like a klepto in a 7/11.

congratufuckinglations

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

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