Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.

"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"

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Pineapple Pirate

A Colonial Ages pirate who would literally take down ships in the Central Americas in search for pineapples. A pineapple pirate was under the expression that the East India Trading Company had been smuggling coins and maps through the insides of pineapples. The pineapple pirates didn't last long as this fatal joke got the best of them. They were permanently extinguished when trying to pirate the ship "The Augury" who didn't have any pineapples, but lots and lots of guns.

Pineapple Pirates: "Hey you, give us all your pineapples or die"

The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"

The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"

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