lunch at the Y

performing oral sex on a young lady.

Are there any takers for lunch at the y?

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chewed my nuts

to recieve a bollocking or a dressing down, to have your nuts chewed or "he chewed my nuts off"

The boss called me into the office to chew my nuts.
he really went to to.wn and chewed my nuts off

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Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.

look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.

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taking the mick

Using someone as the butt of a joke (taking the Piss out of someone).

We really took the mick out of paddy! I was only taking the mick.

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