Leslied

Accidentally being led astray by the incoherent babbling of a neurotic person that has lost all measure of common sense and understanding of reality.

1. You want to find out why you cannot load a website; The support representative tells you that you should not load that site because it supports North Korea's nuclear program and that it will damn your soul to all eternity.

2. You ask the bartender if they have any group discounts and he explain that the MMR vaccine causes childhood autism and you should start buying cod liver extract to replenish your aura.

3. You ask the woman at the counter if she can split the bill and she tells you that it cannot be split because it is uneven and if you want to have uneven bills you need to sign up to the members club program online.

You reflect on these and wonder what happened? who said what when? was it you? was it someone else? mid-sentence something? it finally dawns on you, you've been Leslied.

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