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Accidentally being led astray by the incoherent babbling of a neurotic person that has lost all measure of common sense and understanding of reality.
1. You want to find out why you cannot load a website; The support representative tells you that you should not load that site because it supports North Korea's nuclear program and that it will damn your soul to all eternity.
2. You ask the bartender if they have any group discounts and he explain that the MMR vaccine causes childhood autism and you should start buying cod liver extract to replenish your aura.
3. You ask the woman at the counter if she can split the bill and she tells you that it cannot be split because it is uneven and if you want to have uneven bills you need to sign up to the members club program online.
You reflect on these and wonder what happened? who said what when? was it you? was it someone else? mid-sentence something? it finally dawns on you, you've been Leslied.
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To consume so much alcohol you end the night puking into a KFC bucket and nearly drowning in it. This is followed to going stealth mode outside and through the front door before smearing sick throughout the house ....
Also a sign of a good night !
"Fancy drinking tonight?"
"Mate, lets do it, I'm gonna get leslied!"
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Lesly is the most beautiful, Sexy amazing friend anyone can have . she’s a true friend and understands her friends . You can count on her if with whatever you need , she has overcome so many things and she keeps going in life , You wish you were her . If your her boyfriend you would be blessed she is a very lovable person and if you get to meet Lesly you are very lucky no one would want to Loose a Lesly
Did you see Lesly today ? she looked beautiful
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If your name is Lesli, you are very outgoing, creative, a true friend and many more things. You are a leader not a follower an you love netflix. You are very wise and honest. Everyone needs you in life. You have morals, you love privacy. You always think before you act, you stay true to what you believe in and to who you are. You love making people happy. You always keep trying and never give up. You also like to swear. Fuck
Melanie: Did you see Lesli's room?
Cassie: Yeah. Its just like her personality!
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Lesly is a pretty girl who has been through so much In her life but u will always see her laughing something lesly hates is shit talkers and fake ass hoes lesly has a very short temper and if she dislikes u she will admit it and if people wanna start beef with her she'll end the beef by beating they're asses lesly is just a girl who wanna have fun with her friends and go to the beach and just get turnt up🍁🍁🍻🍻🍻
Yo lesly is so fun and funny we should kick it with her again
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The best friend someone could ever have.💖 she is really pretty and very entertaining.
Wow lesly is the best friend ever
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Lesly is a amazing girl and never give up she keep on try and try. Lesly is a fun person to be with . She care about people .she fun to be with and she is loving person . A boy is very lucky to date her .
Lesly is a very friendly person and loving person ever . Ppl are lucky if they have a friend like her .
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