Geeky Otter

A person you know that happens to be a complete fandomaniac, and knows such trivial things about said fandoms, such as that Hermione's patronus is an otter.

Person 1: 'I heard that you liked the Harry Potter series?'
Person 2: 'Well obviously! Did you know that Godric Gryffindor's animagus is a giant squid?'
Person 1: 'Don't be such a Geeky Otter...'

Stop

1. The type of sign millennials ignore driving their cars.
2. The type of sign millennials ignore in bed.

Person 1: Justin B needs to Stop.
Person 2: I love how he got out of jail. He has too many fans to be locked up!
Person 1: Hey Siri, find bridges near me.